get it right woman.

• mom: i cannot belive you just sat there and ate all the lays
• me: they were ruffles

Me: Yes i’ll be eighteen this year! inside: you know what that means…

I get to vote!

while at the supermarket and getting away with more than 10 items on the 10 items or less register

like a boss

yeah, im bad news!:O

they will never know

everyone at school: oh my gosh im so excited for homecoming! are you going? do you have a date

me: yes in fact i do.

them: who asked you!

me: Josh Hutcherson

them: *blank stare* who?

me: he doesnt go here but yeah, were like super stoked. His family owns a bakery so theyre paying for everything.

them: oh my gosh thats awesome

me:

me: harry you never told me your father was a seeker t-

my sister: shut up!!!

a couple of seconds later:

…..I, didnt know!

*runs away*

being a high school senior and seeing that your mom packed you some chocolate pudding along with a chococat spoon for a snack….

*incredibly excited and not at all bothered by the people staring at said spoon*

cute guy who sits next to you in class asks for paper…

he’s totally in love with me